Ugh, is Bank Hol really over already? Work vibes got us dreamin’ of the 8 stages of the weekend we just had…
Stage 1 –
FRI-YAY – it’s the frikkinn’ weekend babe, you’re leavin’ work behind and you’re ready to get extra.
Stage 2 –
You wake up hungover AF, your friends have text you 27 embarrassing pics of you last night and yes TBF you may have gone a littleeee hard so, you just lay there listening to what you got up to like…
Stage 3 –
FFS… it’s time for the first dreaded bank balance check … them feels when you’re not even half way through the weekend yet…
Stage 4 –
But then again, who cares! It’s Bank freakin’ holiday bae!
YAAAASS for ROUND 2! It’s 5pm somewhere right? Pass us the prosecco!
Stage 5 –
You wake up hungover AF AGAIN, you think you might actually be dead and hunnn, the fear is defos REAL – “what did I even do last night? And pls don’t tell me I have to sit through a family Easter Sunday lunch…”
Stage 6 –
Babe, it’s time for bank balance update number 2 and this time it’s really not kk… You swear to the gals that you are NOT going out again… and make a manic smoothie in an attempt to cancel out those cheesy chips at 3am last night…
Stage 7 –
But… you get serious FOMO looking at your friends’ Insta stories end up doin’ it anyway!
Stage 8 –
You wake up and…it cannot be Tuesday already? Surely?
FFS … Is there such a thing as blue Tuesday?